Please read our Legal Statement and Privacy Policy.Do you have a little astronaut or future Neil deGrasse Tyson on your hands? Are your kid’s birthday parties always space-themed? Do you scour the internet for the best stargazing telescopes and toys for kids? Mama, you may just have a space cadet on your hands! With STEM toys, activities, and education a major focal point in childhood development over the last few years, parents are constantly on the lookout for unique and fun ways to foster their children’s imagination and love of all things math and science. And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are the best!" The cat stretches and yawns and replies, "It is wonderful here. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you got here?" Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says, "Say no more," and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.Ībout a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow. Running, running, running we're tired of running. We have had to run from cats, dogs and even women with brooms. The mice answer, "All of our lives we have been chased. Again, there is the Lord there to great them with the same offer. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know." The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.Ī few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to heaven. One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Cat Goes To Heaven a Cat Joke at Jokes.Net
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